Monsters are real.

 

 

Monsters are real. So many people are scratching their heads, wondering what washed up on the beach in Texas after Hurricane Harvey. It looks like a serpent-blob and, as if that wasn’t scary enough, it has NO FACE! It has teeth, but no face. Now, chances of it needing eyes if it swims in the depths of the ocean are pretty small, but that doesn’t change the fact that this creature is the thing nightmares are made of. I would have preferred it stayed way, way down at the bottom of the ocean so we could call it a legend.

Twitter seems to think it’s some sort of eel. I have a theory and it’s that this creature is some sort of awful. Call it a hunch.